Est. 2010 · Annual report 2026

BoyzHoldingsInternational

A diversified conglomerate of side projects, run by a group of friends who rename the company every time they start something new.

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BOYZ · 1Y▲ +89.00%
Past performance is no guarantee of anything at all.

Our
Ventures

2 active subsidiaries · Every one under a different name

02In development

Fermented Beverages · Est. 2023 · SGW

Slovenian Gay Wine

Cloudy, skin-contact and unapologetically fabulous. Natural wine, imported with pride.

03 · Pipeline

Classified. The board is "working on it".

Mission statement

“To identify, incubate and immediately over-engineer side projects that nobody asked for — together.”

The
Board

Elected unanimously by themselves

  • Chief Executive Woodcutter

    Luky Duky

    Has never once been on time.

  • Chief Vibes Officer

    Gay Spice

    Responsible for morale and snacks.

  • Chief Tongue Officer

    Soft Maybritt

    Owns the Cloudflare account. Fears it.

  • VP of Gameboyz.app

    Flåting Points

    Holds a ph.D. in coming and going

  • Mr. Jambassador

    Chunky Stallion

    High fidelity sound and sausages.

Investor
Relations

Unaudited · Unaccountable

Ventures launched
2and counting
Annual revenue
0DKK
Board meetings held
∞none remembered
Synergy
100%

BOYZ Holdings International is not listed on any exchange, does not accept investment, and considers "a fun evening" to be a satisfactory return.